It's true, Paris Hilton stars in her latest movie 'The Hottie and The Nottie' as The Hottie ... but Hey! Reality check: She's NOT a Hottie! And neither is her movie!
If you don't want to believe me, then believe the numbers ... Paris' movie opened Friday to $9,000 on 111 screens, or $81 per screen, according to Box Office Mojo. That's totally NOT hot!
It seems all the promotion Paris put into the flick ... went down the drain.
Paris toured the US, promoting her flick; she did Hollywood and Dallas, appeared in Philadelphia, at Harvard University, and even at the Sundance Film Festival!
She also talked about it on the Late Show with David Letterman and MTV's TRL.
But, none of that seemed to help the flopping movie!
And let's face it ... Paris neither can sing nor can she act!

Have you watched the movie? What did you think?

I guess it would be a shock for Paris Hilton if she knew she was in a Fashion Disaster post!
You know, it's Paris and she's a hot shot socialite and a trend-setter and a fashionista ... bla bla bla!
Well, the other night she went wrong! When Paris arrived for her second go at The Late show with David Letterman, to promote her latest flick "The Hottie and The Nottie", she was dressed in a simple, yet beautiful yellow dress (this part is not part of the fashion disaster) but her choice of shoes was horrid!
Now, she has very big feet and she chose to wear white pumps! Come On! It makes her feet look even bigger and longer!
The shoes may look nicer on another foot, but on Paris' they look wrong!

Do you agree with me? Don't those pumps make her feet look as big as Lebron James' ?

FILA is a giant in sportswear ... they have cool designs and practical items ... but why have they chosen Paris Hilton to endorse their stuff? She's been their ambassador for the past year ... No one left but her to take that job?
Paris Hilton is a turn off for many FILA lovers ... like me!
Yesterday, Paris and a hunky dude shot ads for FILA aboard a yacht down in Marina Del Rey in California ... I like the dude ... but Paris? NO!
I hate it when she pouts her lips ... so fake!
She thinks she's sexy ... but she's totally not!

Photos of Paris Hilton posing for FILA!

Paris Hilton was in South Florida, Wednesday night.
She was busy doing the best thing she does; having fun!
Paris hosted a huge party at Mansion nightclub, with her own fleet of Can-Can dancers!
This is so convenient, especially that her latest fragrance is called Can-Can!

It seems Britney Spears is house hunting again!
Brit was spotted visiting a residence in Brentwood, L.A. on Wednesday.
That same night, she was at the Four Seasons with a dude and they had a bite to eat together.

Hilary Duff might be growing up fast, but she ain't ready to settle down and tie the knot yet!
She tells Cosmopolitan in its January issue: "I'm definitely not ready to get married. I think a reason that people in this business get married young is that they feel like everything comes to them sooner in life. It's normal to be like, 'Okay, what's next?'"

Priceless! Paris Hilton hopped into the wrong car last night after her nightly club round was over!
Paris was at club Crimson last night and exited to head home, maybe ... She got into a black SUV, but after the dude in the front seat turned to her and gave her kiss on the cheek, she found out she was in the wrong car!!!
She quickly exited the car from the other door, jogged in the middle of the street (in high heels) till she got to her black SUV and got in!
Her reaction is really priceless ... funny! The way she looked after finding out she's in the wrong car ... ha ha ha!
In the video, which TMZ got, the dude in the front seat is heard shouting "Oh! My God!" when Paris enters his car! You gotta see the video!

Paris Hilton has been going out with Swedish model, Alex Vaggo, for some time now ... lots of tabloids and celebrity blogs have been calling him 'Paris' Boy toy', but it seems things have become sorta serious between them.
Last night, Paris and Alex arrived together to family dinner at Madeos in Beverly Hills.
Alex thus met Paris' dad, mom and her younger brother, Barron.
After dinner, Paris and Alex headed to the Roosevelt hotel.
Let's see, this dude is a lot different from Paris' past boyfriends ... his bank account is very humble when compared to that of Stavros Niarchos for example! He works in a pizza place and is still working his way up the fashion business ladder!
Will Alex be the one? ... I mean meeting the parents isn't an easy thing! No?

Paris Hilton is well known for her brave attempts at dancing in night-clubs ... even for taking a go at the poles!
She was seen many, many times shaking her booty and grinding at the stripper poles ... but is she any good at it?
Last time she showed her hidden talent, was last week in New York's famous spot Marquee.
She was really active and into it! Dancing (trying to be seductive) and singing along to her own song, "Stars Are Blind". How original!
Paris might be good at shopping ... maybe throwing parties ... but she proved that she's not so great at singing and i'm not so sure about the pole dancing ... But, what do you think?
Would Paris Hilton make a good pole dancer?

In support of the writer's strike, Alicia Keys held an open-air concert in Los Angeles on Tuesday.
She performed her new song, "Go Ahead" which was perfect with the situation! Then sang her popluar song "No One", from her recently released new album "As I Am".

Lindsay Lohan decided to hang out with her family, for once!
Lilo had a nice family meal at Cipriani's on Tuesday, where she caught-up on a load of things with her boyfriend Riley Giles, her mother Dina and little brother Cody.
I wonder why her sister Ali was MIA?

Paris Hilton is back on her Asian tour ... now she's on a four-day visit to China.
Paris was in Shanghai, where she did a photoshoot with Chinese designer Lu Kun.
Paris will be appearing at the 2007 MTV Style Gala, which pays homage to fashion trendsetters from China, Taiwan and Hong Kong.

Paris hilton has been a busy bee in the past few weeks! From Japan to Korea to Las Vegas, Paris has been on the move!
Yesterday, Paris flew to Las Vegas for a good cause; a charity event for the benifit of Nevada Cancer Institute.
At the event, which was held at Pure, Paris put herself on auction and the winning bidder would have the chance to party with her for a night at LAX nightclub and at her new restaurant "Company" at the Luxor.
So, how much the lucky winner pay ... $35.000 ... but that's not what's really so surprising, two other bidders came up to Paris at her table and asked, If they matched the $35.000 bid, would she accept to spend an evening partying with them too?
Let's see ... $105.000 for charity? Yes! Paris accepted!
So, all that money raised by Paris for a good cause in one night! That's fantabulous!
I can't believe i'm saying this: Kudos to ya Paris!

Paris Hilton is usually so self-conscious that she thinks of her moves and poses for the camera's and tries not to be herself ... or tries to be her usual plastic self ... you figure that one out!
But in all cases, she manages to make a silly willy out of her self most of the time!
So, like this photo taken of her in Korea ... she's got lipstick smeared all over her front teeth and that looks hilarious!
She really looks stupid in that photo! Not her best side! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Lindsay Lohan is still hanging around Hollywood! She's been seen shopping and shopping! The other day, she decided to give the paps a bit of their own thing, so she started snapping away at them with her own tiny camera. I'm not sure what effect that had on the paps ... they must have laughed real hard!

So, what's Paris Hilton been up to? She's on an Asian tour and has already been to Japan and Korea.
In Korea, she couldn't help but guest star on a Korean variety show called Reckless Challenge.

Jessica Simpson is in Toronto ... I'm not sure what she's doing there!
Jess is preparing fer her new album, which is in the works already. She revealed that the songs are a reflection of her life; the fun, the good, the bad, the happy and the sad, but she's not reluctant to let the world know that right now, she's in a good place.

Nicole Richie's baby bump is growing and so is her love of shopping! She's been seen around Beverly Hills doing nothing but that! Retail therapy must be good for those pregnant women!

Jennifer Garner is in France promoting her newest movie 'The Kingdom'. Jen had some free time on her hands, so what better way to spend it than shopping!
She was spotted in Paris, shopping for her daughter Violet at the fashionable children's boutique Bonpoint.

Courtney Love was a scary sight as the Givenchy runway show on Wednesday. She's there to attend a few shows as part of the Paris Fashion Week.
Love was head to toe in animal print ... but the thing is, her face was frighteningly skinny! More like totally skeletal!

I forgot to congratulate Britney Spears on finally getting her California driving license! Congrats Brit Brit!
She was spotted driving confidently around L.A. , not that 'not having a legal license' prevented her from driving!

David Letterman's guest the other night was Paris Hilton. She was there, supposedly to promote her new perfume, CanCan ... she didn't do much of that!
From the minute she set foot on the stage, she seemed fake to me! Her walk ... she's not here to model, she's here for a talk show ... Gosh! that silly walk of hers! Totally fake!
Then she started talking, even the way she speaks is fake! Totally obnoxious!
Paris didn't see it comin' ... But Letterman slammed her with the jail thing the minute she sat down! He grilled her in front of all those people and he didn't stop asking her about her 'tragic' jail experience!
It was obvious she got so nervous, then the hight of it was when an audience member shouted out: "I love you Paris!" ... that's when Letterman answered: "Is that somebody you met in prison?" Ha Ha Ha ... that was really funny, but it sure wasn't to Paris! Reportedly, she cried after the show!!!
I guess we won't be seeing her on The Late Show anytime soon ... or ever!

Paris Hilton's 'prison' experience might have scared the heck out of her, but that doesn't mean it has changed her into a different person.
Paris was a spoiled, selfish kid with loads of money to spend and no rules to follow ... do you really think a few weeks in jail would transform a 26-year-old plastic girl into a humanitarian ???
After all the partying and missing out on Live Aid and The One and Gap Red, Paris has suddenly awaken to the tragedies in the world! She has learned about Rwanda and wants to put it under the spotlight. Paris has planned a trip to Rwanda, to see first-hand what that poor nation is suffering from.
How selfless of her! Does she really think that 'she' is going to draw more attention to those unprivileged people? [It's a good idea for Paris herself to see what some people in the world are living like, 1 buck to them might secure clean water for a whole day! maybe even supply a dinner for a whole family! Maybe she'll wake up and realize how lucky she is!]