When will these be over! Those remaining 4 days are going to seem like 4 months!
Paris Hilton is trying her best to meditate or contemplate or whatever before she heads to the slammer to serve half of the sentence she was supposed to serve!
So, what more can be done for princess Paris to make her jail stay more enjoyable? Would you believe that even her cell mate has been hand picked!
Officials at the jail have decided to put Paris in a cell with an inmate who is doing time for reckless driving ... how convenient for her!
What the Heck! 100 pounds is like, 50 kilos! ... We already know that Nicole Richie held a bash on the occasion of Memorial Day this past week-end ... but is this invitaion e-mail real?
Check out what this supposed real invitaion e-mail from Nicole Richie to her friends saying:
"My fellow Americans its that time of year to celebrate our country by drinking massive amounts of beer. Let's stand together as one, live the American dream, take shots, pass out, & wake up with our pants ripped open at the seem.
Let's glorify this day in your sluttiest tops & your tightest pair of tsubi jeans.
Even though we have no *&^% clue what Memorial Day means!!
There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds allowed in. Start starving yourself now. See you all then!!!"

Baby Shiloh Nouvel celebrated her 1st birthday with mom AJ & dad Brad this past week-end in Prague.
If baby Shiloh was old enough to understand what a magazine is, she'd probably be celebrating her 1st appearance on a magazine cover as well.
Us Weekly, in their latest issue, put Shiloh on the cover ... she's so darn cute!
The title says: "Happy 1st Birthday! Inside Shiloh's World. The secret home life of a daddy's girl and the surprising truth about mom." !!!
Hey! Couldn't they have stuck to a photo & a happy b-day wish? Wouldn't it have been better like that?
those tabloids, they have to make up stuff & get into details that aren't so true!

Last night at the Imperial Palace and Casino, George w. Bush, Tom Cruise & Paris Hilton sat next to each other at the 16th annual 'Reel Awards'!
At first glance, those people are exactly what you see ... but if you take a second, closer look, you'll discover that Bush, Tom, Paris, Angelina & Bobby De Niro are just look-a-likes of the real celebrities!!!
Some, like to call themselves Celebrity Impersonators, but they are look-a-likes just the same ... some of them hit the spot right on, while others are just really off!
Although this new movie of McConaughey's seems a bit silly ... but as long as he's running around shirtless & all ... why not take advantage of that?
On the set of 'Surfer Dude', it seems Matthew McConaughey never put on a shirt or t-shirt! I mean, why would he?
But, he has been spotted doing the one thing that he cannot live without ... Brushing his teeth!
Matthew McCoanughey is known for his extremely white teeth ... although he's a 'cigar' smoker, he has manged to keep his teeth as white as the whitest thing you've ever seen!
This time it seems the Brangelina's have exchanged roles ... while Angelina Jolie is in Prague working on her new movie 'Wanted' & taking care of the kids, Brad Pitt is in Canada filming a few scenes for this latest movie 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Buttons'.
Brad was spotted & photographed in Montreal filming outdoor scenes.
Just a couple of days ago, Brad was with Angie & the kids in Prague after they returned from Cannes. He was seen driving around on his motorcycle in Prague on Friday, while on Sunday, he went to check out the Go-Kart Centrum in Prague.

Britney Spears decided to write a 'heart to heart' letter to her fans & she posted it on her website.
In the letter, Britney tries to explain things from her point of view, tries to make us see what's really going on with her ... maybe reconsider the impression we've been getting about Brit Brit & they way she's living her life.
In the letter, Britney tells her fans that the only she thing she wants from life is to be happy ... but she admits that before she went to rehab, she hit rock bottom & was like a bad kid running around with ADD ... but she says she's only 25 & has a lot to learn & will probably make lots of mistakes, but after all she is just human ... like all of us.

Salma Hayek, who is very pregnant these days, was spotted out in the sun a couple of days ago. She went out for a bite at Fred Segal on Sunday.
Although Salma has become huge, she still looks good!
She wore a cool, black t-shirt with the words 'Stylish . Sexy . Pregnant' on it.
Salma & her French fiance, François-Henri Pinault, the CEO of the mother company of Gucci & Yves Saint Laurent, are expecting their 1st baby in just a couple of months.
I wonder, is that a baby boy or baby girl all curled up in her tummy?

Jennifer Aniston spent Memorial Day weekend looking like the picture of health and wholesomeness. The actress was spotted having fun in the sun in Malibu where she visited Courtney Cox and her husband David Arquette.
Photographers got some great pictures as the gang left the Arquette home and headed along 'Billionaires Beach' in Malibu to a Memorial Day party, held at a huge beach front mansion.
She looked perfectly tanned and well toned in light blue denim cutoffs and a light T-shirt that showed off her great shape.
Jen wished the paparazzi Happy Memorial Day as the others in her entourage hurried along in front.
Angelina Jolie & her clan are back in the Czech republic, after a few smashingly fantastic days in France at The 60th Cannes Film Festival.
Jolie is back at work on her new movie 'Wanted', but she cannot just let go of her mommy duties!
Jolie was spotted taking the kids, Zahara & Pax, to school this morning!
She dropped off the kids at the American Embassy compound in Prague for school on Tuesday.
Of coarse, AJ wasn't alone! Her usual bodyguard, Mr. Mickey Brett, was there with her & he was wearing his favorite color, Pink!
Angelina changed from her usual balck, to a really nice white top & skirt!
Photos of the clan this morning

So, i guess it's Kate's turn to be written about!
Kate Austen is Canadian actress Evangeline Lilly. So, who is Evangeline Lilly?
Lilly, whose first name is actually Nicole, was born in 1979 in Alberta, Canada.
Here's a very interesting thing that Evangeline did at the age of 18, she served briefly as a foreign missionary and lived in a grass hut in the Philippines!
Would you believe that she was offered & nearly accepted a missionary post there for two years !?
She's very active in humanitarian issues, she's been a volunteer for children's projects since she was 14 and founded and ran a world development and human rights committee while studying international relations at the University of British Columbia.
Lindsay Lohan went to rehab at the beginning of this year, but obviously, the last few days were the highlight of 'falling off the wagon' for her.
Reports have it that Lilo is actually going to rehab, some even report that she's already checked into the same rehab facility the Britney Spears went to, Promises Treatment Centre in Malibu.
It seems like the right thing to do & hopefully this will really help her.
She's 20 years old! Lilo is too young to be in such a mess! It's sad to see her going down like that.
Do you think that this time, Lindsay will get the real help she needs & go back to her old, cleaned-up self? I sure hope so!
I don't understand how a beautiful young girl like Lindsay Lohan, with a successful career in Hollywood, would become such a mess!
She's got everything a girl could dream of ... a Hollywood life, career, money, connections ... she should be busy, happy & content! If i had all that, i would be on cloud no. 7! I'd be enjoying my life, not ruining it!
Lindsay has been involved in drinking, hard partying, a bit of drugs, more drinking & more hard partying! She's become an official 'out of control' socialite infront of our eyes!
The latest after she crashed her car the other night, are shocking photos of Lilo passed out in a car!

Tiny Kingston Rossdale turned 1 this week-end! King & his mom Gwen Stefani & dad Gavin Rossdale celebrated his b-day in New York.
Little King was so happy with him mom & dad, he enjoyed a day out & most probably got loads of gifts & presents!
He's getting cuter by the day!
Happy Birthday Kingston! We Love you little cupcake!



