The April issue of Esquire Magazine, features an interview with George Clooney.
This interview is unlike any other! It's totally worth reading because it's hilariously funny!
We already know that Clooney has a unique sense of humor, but this is really funny.
Among the things that happen during the interview (I'm not going to spoil the best parts for you, go out and get your own copy!) ... when the author A.J. Jacobs shows Clooney a Facebook group called “George Clooney is NOT the sexiest man alive”.
What does Clooney say about that?
“Ninety-four members,” says Clooney as he looks at the photo of himself with a red X through it. “What the f***?”
He reads the site’s manifesto aloud:
Ok so i for one am sick and tired of George Clooney thinking hes the sexiest man alive, like Jesus hes so old!Its just not right. That man is so full of himself it isn't funny. Anyways join this group if you totally agree with me =)
“Should I defend myself in this one?”
Clooney dictates and I type:
That’s bullshit. He looks great for a 70-year-old.

The best part, which is both revolting and unbelievably funny, is when the author decides to ask Clooney if he'd seen the most disgusting video in the history of the Internet "2 Girls, 1 Cup".
Here's how that goes:
“I go on YouTube when somebody says to look something up,” he answers. “There was one a few years ago that killed me. Look up ‘monkey smells butt.’”
I type it in. Up pops a video of a chimp sticking his finger up his butt, smelling it, then promptly passing out.
Clooney roars with laughter. “He just smells it and goes wooo-ah and flops off to the side. That always kills me.”
At this point, I make a segue that seemed relevant at the time, but in retrospect was probably a very bad idea. “You know,” I tell him, “I asked the guy who does the Esquire Web site what I should show George Clooney, and he said ‘Show him 2 Girls 1 Cup.’”
“What’s thats?”
“It’s the most disturbing video in the history of videos.”
“Show it to me.”
“Really? I don’t know.”
“I can take it,” Clooney says. “I’m a grown-up. We’re all grown-ups.”
“It’s scarring. It’ll scar you forever.”
“Is it long?” he asks.
“No,” I tell him, “but it’s so disturbing. I saw it once and can never get it out of my mind. I can’t watch it again.”
“I want to see it.”
Well, he asked. After a bit of searching, I find the link. I click it.
After several seconds: “It’s not so bad,” he says.
Three seconds later: “Oh.”
Another two seconds: “Oh, my GOD! Oh, my God!! Oh, my God!”
Clooney puts his hand over his mouth like he’s going to throw up. He bolts from his chair and walks out of the room.

I'm not going to tell you the rest ... so, just go out and get your copy! It's totally worth it!
Even the photo-spread is funny. There are two photos in particular that i like (check them out here).

Source: Celebitchy