Jon Stewart is the host of the 80th Academy Awards and he's sure done a good job on his opening piece.
I loved the last joke about Barack Hussein Obama ... He's black American, got the last name of Iraq's former president and his last name rhymes with Osama!
The first presenter is Jennifer Garner. She presents the 1st Oscar of the night, Best Costume Design, which goes to Alexandra Byrne for her work in Elizabeth, The Golden Age.
The second presenter is nominee George Clooney. He presents "80 years of Oscar".
The next presenters are Anne Hathaway and Steve Carell, they present Best Animated Feature Film, which goes to Ratatouille. Yepee!
Katherine Heigl is the next presenter ... she was shivering and totally nervous!
She presented the Oscar for Best Makeup, which goes to the people who worked on La Vie en Rose.
As for Best Song ... Well, Amy Adams performed the nominated song 'A Happy Working Song' from the movie Enchanted, which she also stars in.

More after the jump ...

Dwayne The Rock Johnson is the nest presenter!
He presents the awards for Best Visual Effects … the Oscar goes to the guys who worked on The Golden Compass.
Cate Blanchett is the next presenter … she presents the awards for Art Direction. The Oscar goes to the people who’ve worked on Sweeney Todd.

The first acting award … the category is Best Supporting Actor and the presenter is Jennifer Hudson.
The Oscar in this category goes to Javier Bardem for his role in No Country for Old Men.

The next presenter is Keri Russell, she presented the second nominated song for Best Song 'Raise it up' from the movie August Rush.
Owen Wilson is the next presenter ... Good to see him again!
The award he presents is for Best Live Action Short Film and the Oscar goes to The Mozart of Pickpockets.
The Bee! (With the voice of Jerry Seinfeld) It's the presenter of the Best Animated Short Film, and the Oscar goes to Peter & The Wolf.

Best Supporting Actress award is up next and it goes to Tilda Swinton for her role in Michael Clayton.

Jessica Alba and her baby bump were up next and she presented the Scientific and technical awards a couple of days ago.
Josh Brolin and James McAvoy are up next to present Best Adapted ScreenPlay and the award goes to The Coen Brothers for No Country for Old Men.
The next presenter is Miley Cyrus! She presents the nest nominated song, which comes from the movie Enchanted again, 'That's How You Know'.

Halle Berry and Dame Judy Dench are up next but they couldn’t make it so they got replaced by two idiotic guys!
They present the award for Sound Editing. The Oscar goes to guys who worked on The Bourne Ultimatum.
They also present the awards for Best Sound Mixing. The Oscar goes to the guys who worked on The Bourne Ultimatum. That's two in a row!

Forest Whitaker is the next presenter and he presents the award for Best Actress in a Leading Role. The lucky woman to take home Oscar is Marion Cotillard for her role as Edith Piaf in La Vie en Rose.

Colin Farell is up next to present the next song nominated for Best Song 'Falling Slowly' from the movie Once.
Jack Nicholson is up next. He presents a review of Best Picture throughout the past 80 years!
Rene Zellweger is the next presenter. She presents the award for Film Editing and the Oscar goes to the guy who worked on The Bourne Ultimatum.
Nicole Kidman and her baby bump are up next to present an award. An Honorary Oscar for a 98-year-old Honoree who has been working in the business of scenery design for 70 years; Mr. Robert Boyle.

The next presenter is Penelope Cruz. She Presents Foreign Film Award, which goes to The Counterfeiters from Austria.
Patrick Dempsey presents the final song nominated for Best song, and it also comes from the movie Enchanted, 'So close'.
John Travolta now presents the Oscar winner of Best Song ... The award goes to 'Falling Slowly' from the movie Once.

Cameron Diaz is the next presenter. She presents the Oscar for Cinematography. The winner in this category is Robert Elswit for There Will Be Blood.
Hilary Swank is up next to present "In Memoriam" of people important to the movie business and who have passed away during the past year, one of them ... Heath Ledger. Rest in Peace.