What does it mean for Britney Spears to become Muslim?

As a follow up to the previous post about Britney Spears converting to Islam ... i thought I'd let me imagination go wild and suppose such a thing will happen ... and review what it really means for a pop icon like Britney to become a Muslim.
When Britney was a kabbalah follower, it didn't do much for her ... let's face it ... the only difference was that red string around her wrist!
But ... becoming a Muslim would mean a drastic change!
If she does -which i highly doubt would ever happen- the first thing that's going to change is her appearance; she might not wear a hijab (head scarf), but she'll have to cover up! No more exposed boobs, thighs or unexpected beaver slips! She'll have to cover up her private parts!
Brit will have to clean up her act ... in more ways than one! No more sexy video clips for one!
She'll have to stop being sexually active with any other man than her husband ... If she likes a guy and would like to hit the sack with ... she'll have to marry him!
Oh! No more alcohol! She'll have to stick to energy drinks at parties ...

britney in a burga

Now, back to the hijab issue ...
Will Britney become a moderate Muslim; wear ordinary clothes and cover up her body ... maybe put a simple head scarf on? Or will she go on and cover her face with a burga?
Will Britney practice her religion in the privacy of her own home ... or will she go out into the street looking like Darth Vader ... that will sure stop the paparazzi from snapping photos of her!
Maybe then she'll consider moving to Bahrain too ...
Well, one thing's for sure ... if this happens, Brit will loose her remaining fans and will gain a few in the Muslim world ... or will she?

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17 Comments
  1. fadumo | January 15, 2008 12:18 AM

    oh shut up man!
    being islam doesn't mean that you must cover your face.
    that is just silly.

    fadumo
  1. tipsy | January 15, 2008 5:29 PM

    hey guys, being muslim doesn't mean you have to wear this and wear that. its the belief that counts the most. the covering up comes later. obviously she will have to dress in a dignified way, but she doesn't have to cover from head to toe completely. i myself is a muslim (not a terrorist, we muslims don't classify terrorists as humans never mind being muslim, trust me, we true muslims hate terrorists more than the non-believers.). i know some muslim girls who don't cover up from head to toe, but are gentle and decent and also knid and ..........blah blah blah. you get the idea.

    tipsy
  1. lola | January 18, 2008 10:16 PM

    hey i hope she does become on but guys like tipy said you reall don't have to be all covered up like dat.+ We all c all those Muslim singers & actresses dat wear short shorts && strappless shirts & revealing dresses so leave briney to do wut she'de like to do of course she will not go back to how she was in a day but she should work on it step by step god bless yall! -LOLA!!

    lola
  1. Lebneniye | January 19, 2008 12:01 AM

    ma fhemet, lesh badda tsir muslim, eza l shab li ma3a 7atet salib? ye3ne mesh 3am t2oulo enno kermelo badda tsir ? hehe dawa5toone

    Lebneniye
  1. Lina | January 19, 2008 4:09 AM

    smh.... Britney is never actually going to convert. This is all speculation, like everything else about her, and the only reason this is a topic because she is hanging out with Adnan who just so happens to be Afghan.

    You don't have to be covered from head to toe to follow the religion. How many Arab female singers claim to be Muslim, and are on stage half naked shaking their ass?

    Lina
  1. Hanan | January 19, 2008 11:48 AM

    Is that supposed to be funny ? I dont think she will in the near future, however if she does, i'm sure things will be more peaceful to her then they have beeen for a very long time.. i feel sorry for all what shes going through.. I dont think her relationship with that paparazii guy is going to last

    Hanan
  1. FSK | January 19, 2008 12:07 PM

    This article is just too stupid to be published, instead of helping that girl in converting to this peaceful woman loving heart drenching religeon, you are scaring her away with wut u call ur article. Who gies u the right to talk abt such a great moidest religeon with no understanding to it, look at haifa wehbe, a muslim sunni, is she covered up, did she stop drinking, did she stop her sexual actions with different men?? NO!
    She can start a step by step,slowly slowly with no confusion on wut to do!
    Pls...ppl like u are destroying the reputation of OUR holly Islam.

    FSK
  1. Rima | January 19, 2008 4:19 PM

    First of all Haifa or any other singer shouldnt be an idol to other muslims or non-muslims who are thinking of converting. Just because a person does something doesnt mean that it is permissible in Islam.

    Also, for the people who are saying belief is the thing that counts; well thats 1 thing that counts but whoever reads the Quran, notices that wherever faith is mentioned in any verse of the Holy Quran, it is always follwed by work and action; these two are never apart. You always read "Those who believe and work reighteousness."

    Restricting faith to the "heart" alone is not enough to commit the believer to paradise and his salvation form hell. " It is the belief in the mind and heart; the speech that the tongue utters; and the acts that conform to its (the faith) pillars."

    Sorry for da essay but just wanted to make it clear for the people that are thinking wrong.

    Rima
  1. dali | January 19, 2008 4:22 PM

    the fact that britney is dating a muslum doesn't mean she's going to convert to islam,but i like that she's american and she's not a racist...go britney

    dali
  1. Cherr | January 19, 2008 8:14 PM

    with all my respect! that what we call nonsense! now we must imaging and supposing if brit will conver to islam or not , and if she will wear hijab or niqab! go to hell! you don't have anything more interesting to write so don't write b..Sh..!!

    Cherr
  1. Cherr | January 19, 2008 8:16 PM

    with all my respect! that what we call nonsense! now we must imaging and supposing if brit will conver to islam or not , and if she will wear hijab or niqab! go to hell! you don't have anything more interesting to write so don't write b..Sh..!!

    Cherr
  1. boss | January 19, 2008 10:23 PM

    IF SHE DOES IT & CONVERT TO ISLAM DUE TO REAL BELIVE IN THIS HONERED RELIGION, SHE IS LUCKY & BLESSED CAUSE FINALLY SHE WILL SETLLE & CALM DOWN & REGAIN RESPECT 4 HERSELF & OTHERS AS WELL AS TRUST , SHE INDEED IN NEED 4 THIS, HER SOCITY & HER PARENTS LEARNED HER & MADE IT A BELIF INSIDE HER THAT " THE MORE U EXPOSE, THE MORE FAMOUS U R" & THATS SO BAD & MEAN & HARMFUL. BUT I DOUBT IT 2 HAPPEN CAUSE ALL HE PEPOLE ARUND HER R CONTIMNATED WITH HE AMERICAN DREAM MORE MONEY MORE FREEDOM MORE SEX A DULL CULTURE. :-)

    boss
  1. merry | January 20, 2008 11:55 AM

    Being muslim doesnt mean you have to cover yourself up like "Darth-vader", it means to dress in a respectful manner showing dignity for yourself.

    merry
  1. lebanese 1 | January 21, 2008 10:34 AM

    i'm sure she won't convert. and i don't think she follows any religion and if it appears that she follows this or that religion i believe that it will be for publicity only.
    anyway when i read the main post it appeard to me that there is a message behind it that's a little bit mean.

    lebanese 1
  1. tati | January 21, 2008 11:54 AM

    who said she's gonna b muslim , coz she 's goin' out wit' a muslim guy it dosnt mean she's muslim c'm on ppl

    tati
  1. ALI SIDDIQUE | January 24, 2008 9:56 AM

    I THINK NOW SHE CAN NOT SHOW HER BOOS AND PUSSY. SHE CANT DRINK ALCOHOL. SHE CANT KISSS ANY BODY. WHAT CAN THIS HAPPEN?

    ALI SIDDIQUE
  1. Saad | January 24, 2008 10:31 PM

    i am very happy if britney spears become muslim . is britney really become a muslim???? tell me on my id ok justice_unlimited_300@hotmail.com

    Saad

 
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