
It's logical that Tom Cruise would want a Scientology wedding ... right?
Well, according to many reports, that's exactly what's going to happen!
Now, this is no ordinary ceremony! According to the Web site, Secrets of Scientology, the vows of the wedding ceremony refer to the groom only as a “man” while the bride is sometimes called a “girl”.
So, things might go a bit like this:
The minister asks the bride: “And do you take His fortune At its prime and ebb And seek With him best fortune For us all? Do you?”
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I don't get it. What's your point?
My friend got married to a Scientologist. The wedding was a lot of fun. You can get an idea of what its about here: http://www.scientologywedding.org. I don't quite get what you're saying - are you trying to mock the ceremony? You may have a wrong definition for "fortune".