A Scientology Wedding for Tom & Katie

tom & katie

It's logical that Tom Cruise would want a Scientology wedding ... right?
Well, according to many reports, that's exactly what's going to happen!
Now, this is no ordinary ceremony! According to the Web site, Secrets of Scientology, the vows of the wedding ceremony refer to the groom only as a “man” while the bride is sometimes called a “girl”.
So, things might go a bit like this:
The minister asks the bride: “And do you take His fortune At its prime and ebb And seek With him best fortune For us all? Do you?”
...

The minister then tells the groom: “Now, (groom's name), girls need clothes And food and Tender happiness and frills A pan, a comb, perhaps a cat All caprice if you will But still They need them. Do you then Provide? Do you?”

So, What do you think? Interesting Ha!

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2 Comments
  1. Greg | November 2, 2006 10:03 PM

    I don't get it. What's your point?

    Greg
  1. Jinson | November 14, 2006 10:24 PM

    My friend got married to a Scientologist. The wedding was a lot of fun. You can get an idea of what its about here: http://www.scientologywedding.org. I don't quite get what you're saying - are you trying to mock the ceremony? You may have a wrong definition for "fortune".

    Jinson

 
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